We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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