I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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