I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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