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he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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