it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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