this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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