3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I believe in your delicious
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
