She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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