Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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