worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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