North Korea, Best Korea!
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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