Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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