Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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