Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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