idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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