i permit you to call me
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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