Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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