what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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