Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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