Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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