Three words: puerto rican gang bang
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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