Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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