Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
my mouth tastes like poor choices
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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