Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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