too bad you live with your parents still
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I will pee on everything he values.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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