i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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