i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
