if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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