That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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