Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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