brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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