Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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