Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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