What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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