So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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