Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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