Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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