Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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