yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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