Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i barfeds in our rink
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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