Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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