Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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