chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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