just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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