Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Come see our sink grown plant.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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