He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
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