So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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