it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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