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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.

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Maybe the two girls will babysit while you do the old lady with 3 kids again?

Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 10, 10 at 3:46pm

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Sweet! Now I know what I have to look foreward to for my cruise this summer :D

Submitted by BBCowboy808 on Mar 10, 10 at 3:01pm

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It does sound a bit far fetched but I myself went on a cruise to the Bahamas and it was amazing. It's like a boat full of people who only want to drink, take drugs, and fuck.

Submitted by pacosanchez on Mar 10, 10 at 2:58pm

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Absolutely true. Just came back from a cruise in January and this text sums up how the week went. Anyone calling fake is either jealous or picked a lame cruise line.

Submitted by tidewellh on Mar 10, 10 at 5:52pm

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Yeah, Ive been on a cruise to the Bahamas. I absolutely believe him.

Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Mar 10, 10 at 3:09pm

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Yesssss

Submitted by rickym11 on Mar 10, 10 at 2:40pm

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Anyone posting fake is just sad they missed out on a threesome and a milf

Submitted by DJhallapapi on Mar 10, 10 at 4:31pm

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Sounds like he might have killed them.

Submitted by OHSNAP on Mar 11, 10 at 1:52am

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I think I also know who this person is... I may have been on the same ship....

Submitted by elliedunn12 on Mar 15, 10 at 12:31am

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haha I'm going there this summer!

Submitted by Marino on Mar 10, 10 at 11:41pm

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@4:17 Dude y are nothing more then 40 ywar old virgin still living at home. Liar

Submitted by cwelkman on Mar 10, 10 at 11:07pm

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Oh classic

Submitted by Epimetheus on Mar 10, 10 at 7:20pm

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they only said fake cuz he said 10 bucks a text. it's expensive, just not that expensive.

Submitted by shaylaaa on Mar 10, 10 at 4:17pm

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Shit I just liked that. God knows what kind of sick 30 year old guy I just encourages.

Submitted by golightly on Mar 10, 10 at 5:46pm

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I was on that cruise! I know the guy! Absolutely true.

Submitted by bearsfan on Mar 14, 10 at 5:55pm

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Gyros are delicious!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 9:38pm

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No icebergs

Submitted by 213cali on Mar 11, 10 at 12:55am

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so we came across the water

Submitted by ObiWanKenobi on Mar 10, 10 at 6:39pm

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Yikes.

Submitted by wells101 on Mar 10, 10 at 7:47pm

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My cruising experience has been the same as 2:58's. I hooked up with three different guys in the first couple days. That's really the only thing people wanna do :)

Submitted by justpeachy91 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:11am

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Bullshit

Submitted by xbrzrk3rzx on Mar 10, 10 at 4:54pm

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@4:31. Dude u could not get laid in a whore house loser. Get the hell out of moms attic and get a life.

Submitted by cwelkman on Mar 10, 10 at 11:08pm

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Alllrriiiiiiiiiiiighhtttt

Submitted by grandmasboy on Mar 11, 10 at 11:33am

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Go UK! Go Big Blue!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 1:15am

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wttttf I hope noone prays for you. sketttchy?

Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 10, 10 at 3:53pm

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Lol.. Fake. But imaginative +1.

Submitted by whiteknave on Mar 10, 10 at 2:24pm

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Yes, texts can be that expensive from foreign countries and especially cruise ships

Submitted by Michguy on Mar 10, 10 at 4:57pm

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God here, all is forgiven my son.

Submitted by drMurderface on Mar 17, 10 at 7:22pm

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And what Cruise Line were you on again...?? :D

Submitted by radaradarada on Mar 14, 10 at 1:26pm

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My hero

Submitted by thatguyC on Mar 10, 10 at 9:15pm

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10,000th person to like this. sir you are my hero. when i went to the bahamas, this is pretty much what everyone did. x, coke, copious amounts of alcohol, and orgies abound.

Submitted by shadowfox on Mar 26, 10 at 12:13pm

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I agree that it is fake but it's a good one nonetheless.

Submitted by randomname on Mar 10, 10 at 2:27pm

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Damn. Lol

Submitted by psykotic on Mar 13, 10 at 11:18pm

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Ur a liar. You know ur a 42 year old loser living in moms basement jacking off to porn u virgin

Submitted by cwelkman on Mar 10, 10 at 11:04pm

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Holy shit sketchy much?

Submitted by Pickleinacup on Mar 10, 10 at 3:22pm

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Atta boy

Submitted by samsquatch on Mar 10, 10 at 7:15pm

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Its actually believable fun things happen on cruises like relations on the deck in front of the captains cabin....oh yes.

Submitted by heylookicando on Feb 4, 11 at 12:35am

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Don't worry. God will understand

Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 11, 10 at 9:56pm

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Submitted by BBCowboy808 on Mar 10, 10 at 3:01pm

Submitted by pacosanchez on Mar 10, 10 at 2:58pm

Submitted by tidewellh on Mar 10, 10 at 5:52pm

Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Mar 10, 10 at 3:09pm

Submitted by rickym11 on Mar 10, 10 at 2:40pm

Submitted by DJhallapapi on Mar 10, 10 at 4:31pm

Submitted by OHSNAP on Mar 11, 10 at 1:52am

Submitted by elliedunn12 on Mar 15, 10 at 12:31am

Submitted by Marino on Mar 10, 10 at 11:41pm

Submitted by cwelkman on Mar 10, 10 at 11:07pm

Submitted by Epimetheus on Mar 10, 10 at 7:20pm

Submitted by shaylaaa on Mar 10, 10 at 4:17pm

Submitted by golightly on Mar 10, 10 at 5:46pm

Submitted by bearsfan on Mar 14, 10 at 5:55pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 9:38pm

Submitted by 213cali on Mar 11, 10 at 12:55am

Submitted by ObiWanKenobi on Mar 10, 10 at 6:39pm

Submitted by wells101 on Mar 10, 10 at 7:47pm

Submitted by justpeachy91 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:11am

Submitted by xbrzrk3rzx on Mar 10, 10 at 4:54pm

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Submitted by drMurderface on Mar 17, 10 at 7:22pm

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