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(720): View more from Colorado

She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.

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(630): View more from Illinois

everybody makes mistakes

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i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances

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(410): View more from Maryland

I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx

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(925): View more from California

It smells like ranch

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Must be all the white people

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(912): View more from Georgia

I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.

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(818): View more from California

he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.

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(845): View more from New York

i can't find my house

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we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.

(845): View more from New York

i'm pretty sure my house moved.

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