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  my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive

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• analogous, not synonymous

  Submitted by FBIRem on May 26, 10 at 10:34pm

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  • Beat me to it.

    Submitted by Brian_in_Indy on May 27, 10 at 11:52am

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• That's cute!

  Submitted by Flight_City on May 26, 10 at 8:37pm

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• Romantic in a creepy way

  Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 26, 10 at 9:09pm

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• Dear OP, I want to marry you.

  Submitted by Briannaaaaa on May 27, 10 at 12:10am

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• Is this supposed to be romantic... because Im getting booty call out of it... like.. "I don't want to fuck you... but I have to fuck you because no one else will fuck me.." If I'm wrong... please correct, lol.

  Submitted by haf1388 on May 27, 10 at 9:44am

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• That is what strippers are for

  Submitted by cfreymarc on May 27, 10 at 12:08am

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• By far the best thing I have ever read on tfln!

  Submitted by Bullskid on May 26, 10 at 9:16pm

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• That's kinda sweet....

  Submitted by anomymouse on May 26, 10 at 10:06pm

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• fuck you alen!

  Submitted by uhlizubeth on May 26, 10 at 9:24pm

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• This is the funniest text I've read in a great while. Thank you.

  Submitted by X_X on May 26, 10 at 8:37pm

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• ...so they're actually not synonymous.

  Submitted by wHw on May 26, 10 at 9:15pm

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• Wow...just...wow

  Submitted by ryno24 on May 26, 10 at 8:19pm

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• Lol lame or hillarious? Idk

  Submitted by praznick on May 26, 10 at 8:29pm

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• I don't get it. What does nom mean?

  Submitted by Prada0825 on May 27, 10 at 8:31pm

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• You forgot to mention that you like giving your dad rim jobs Alen

  Submitted by 504ITS on May 26, 10 at 10:06pm

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• This is cute, in a way. It kind of reminds me of Jonah Hill and Michael Cera in SuperBad.

  Submitted by noconcern on May 26, 10 at 9:35pm

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• that was lame

  Submitted by BloodyxCape on May 26, 10 at 8:14pm

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• I very much doubt that the grizzly gives a shit about the salmon's feelings.

  Submitted by Herschel on May 28, 10 at 2:56am

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• look mods if you're gonna publish a lame text at least make sure the crappy analogy is used correctly...anything less is just insulting our intelligence

  Submitted by sequioa on May 27, 10 at 12:49am

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• If you don't understand semicolons, don't use them.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 8:59pm

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• Good night, mostly because they used the word Nom :]

  Submitted by ellielikesphish on Aug 11, 10 at 1:14am

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• Love this!

  Submitted by mla0088 on May 26, 10 at 9:04pm

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