I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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