So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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