I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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