Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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