so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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