So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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